My Anti Social Quotes

• Social friendships
  An unfriend is the person who knows all about you, but doesn’t like you.
• Social sandwich
  Being an expert in social media is like being an expert at taking the bread out of the refrigerator.
• Social lay off
  My boss just freelanced me.
• Cogito ergo sum
  21st century translation: I tweet, therefore I (sp)am.
• What’s the Catch?
  People will only help you to make it better for themselves.
• Follow me!
  Social media: the narcissist of communication
• Perfectionism
  The Internet ain’t perfect and it shouldn’t be.
• Future village
  In the newest installment of our world we only need mindless entertainment and impersonal drama to survive.
• To be or not to be
  The Internet is a poetic drama and social media its soliloquy.
• Nooobody
  Twitter is a one way conversation system. We all shout in the void. Nobody is really listening.
• Free for us
  Sharing something doesn’t always mean that it has to be for free.
• Are you sure?
  Any social media entrepreneur should be able to answer the question: “So what exactly do you do?”, with a solid “I’m not really sure”.
• Seriously the end
  Today is the beginning of the end of using the word “social” for everything participatory. Seriously. Let it go.
• Break the internet
  Shortening services will eventually break the internet. They add another layer of indirection to an already creaky system. (Actually by Joshua Schachter)
• Doing social
  Doing social means time spent not working. Don’t fool yourself in believing you are working.
• Users connect
  Users need to connect with your ideas. not you with theirs.
• Why work?
  I’m just not working today, maybe tomorrow.
• Thanks for sharing
  I find it very very creepy that the internet is now all about sharing.
• Small vs Great
  What is great user experience? The opposite of small user experience.
• To die for
  The internet already died many deaths.